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Caption Competition
First prize is £20 worth of Amazon vouchers! We're also giving a £5 voucher to 1 runner up.
Welcome to the All Work - No Play Caption Competition.To take part, simply enter a humorous caption for the image shown. The owner of the wittiest caption will receive their prize via email. Please first read our competition rules. Whilst you are here, why not sign-up and start using All Work - No Play in your office?! Also have a read of our entertainment page. The closing date is 31/03/10. Good Luck! |
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This month's entries
14:01:25, 10 Mar 10
vicki wildsmith
see, i told you these glasses had special forcefield powers when anyone in ridiculous clothing gets too close.
11:23:10, 10 Mar 10
Andy Boulton
‘Disco Hamster-Man’ was one of the lesser-known superheroes.
09:24:15, 10 Mar 10
Pug
"I wanted bubble and squeak, not bubble and geek." "Well it does squeak if you rub it."
09:16:53, 10 Mar 10
john Slater
this is a caption "You were told to wear a hard hat. Not bubblewrap!"
23:12:39, 09 Mar 10
Karen Ann Clark
I hate to burst your bubble but this is not what we expect on community service
21:43:27, 09 Mar 10
Vicky Hiscock
As Sacha Baron Cohen prepared to mimic the latest fashion victim, he thought 'What next?'
18:39:26, 09 Mar 10
Sue Peters
Gerard found his mobile's new privacy app somewhat cumbersome
12:17:09, 09 Mar 10
Vicky Carter
"I think he misunderstood when we said come in smart, protective gear!!"
12:09:33, 09 Mar 10
carole
That guy gets a round everywhere we go.
11:02:36, 09 Mar 10
Pamela Cook
Well this should disprove the assertion that the building bubble has burst!
10:29:14, 09 Mar 10
sam barnes
Safety precautions are put in place as Heinz test there new Super hot and spicy chili Baked beans.
10:24:07, 09 Mar 10
Phil D
He doesn't look much like a terminator, but as a precaution, if his eyes go red - KILL HIM
09:40:08, 09 Mar 10
Laura Martin
We seem to have contained 1986 for good this time....
23:54:32, 08 Mar 10
Leonel Manata
"Wrigley`s or Buzzgum...I can`t Decide?"
23:05:27, 08 Mar 10
archie walker
where's number six.
22:41:24, 08 Mar 10
Tina Carr
well 'the boy in the bubble' song by Paul Simon inspired me and now I am on a roll!
22:31:07, 08 Mar 10
jeanette baker
in the estate agent own words this property is light and airy,a one-off,located in a central location, easy to maintain,has fabulous views, has just had brand new double glazing installed and bijoux! of course ...
22:25:39, 08 Mar 10
HANNAH
Hey, I thought we ordered a hamster!
22:14:08, 08 Mar 10
jeanette baker
its cool to be a ball ...
20:44:45, 08 Mar 10
Liz Arnott
Eden project extension's budget is cut
19:55:31, 08 Mar 10
Mrs Tina Marie Woollard
Oh now what? I get stuck in here for five minutes and I have to call somebody to get me out myself -what is it with you lot?!
19:53:55, 08 Mar 10
sue seaman
most guys come to work and scratch their B***s for half an hour this guy will never get any work done.
16:30:53, 08 Mar 10
DAVID GARD
ultimate festival kit: protection against swine flu, flooding, flying bottles crushing, 98.9% effective against all S.T.D's, great in all weathers and also available in Pink.
15:48:56, 08 Mar 10
Neil Molyneux
latest ploy by politicians to dodge flak
13:10:49, 08 Mar 10
Nick Poucher
Taking being in your own bubble to a whole new level.
12:38:26, 08 Mar 10
Steve Pinkney
"...and if we shake it hard enough, it starts to snow..."
09:38:11, 08 Mar 10
Kelly Dudley
They believed fashion sense wasn't contagious, but the security team weren't taking any chances.
09:20:23, 08 Mar 10
David Boiston
Welcome to the testing of Gordon Browns anger management device!
08:38:21, 08 Mar 10
Jane E Blackford
Who ordered the bubble wrap?
06:19:52, 08 Mar 10
Ian Hampson
How many stewards does it take to pop a bubble?
00:53:17, 08 Mar 10
Susan Mackenzie
Health and Safety was paramount at the World's Biggest Blown Up Condom competition . . .
00:06:10, 08 Mar 10
MARY MULLARKEY
So this is what it feels like to be inside one of my testicles!
23:57:27, 07 Mar 10
Jenny Price
Everything is going so well, please don't burst my bubble
23:50:31, 07 Mar 10
s oconnor
'' I don't know where the front door is either!!''
23:49:34, 07 Mar 10
brian mountain
Roy Orbison finds Orbing isnt what it used to be!
21:55:45, 07 Mar 10
caroline davison
Bloody hell those Oompa Loompas have grown!
21:36:07, 07 Mar 10
Hollie Cheadle
I wonder how big a pin we would need
21:28:32, 07 Mar 10
Alison Eardley
I don't want to burst your bubble mate but those glasses really don't go with that suit.
21:23:09, 07 Mar 10
Nathan Sargent
Did someone say Biorb?
21:11:00, 07 Mar 10
SammyFace
JK wonders if his new cut-price Zorbing venture was indeed 'Virtual Insanity'
21:09:18, 07 Mar 10
Chris Simpson
Well he's going to be having a ball, isn't he?
21:07:05, 07 Mar 10
Kerry Robinson
"You've been tangoed"
21:03:54, 07 Mar 10
Steven Baker
Stuart decided that he'd had enough of people trying to enter his personal space.
20:47:30, 07 Mar 10
Ceri Morgan
These celebrities tut, they live life in their own big bubble!
20:35:58, 07 Mar 10
Andrea Smith
I'm all for safe sex, but don't you think this is going a little too far??
20:29:21, 07 Mar 10
Helen Griffiths
What seems to be the bubble..?
20:04:56, 07 Mar 10
Paul Green
Wayne Bridge has finally found a John Terry proof chastity device for his latest girlfriend!
20:00:23, 07 Mar 10
Paul Green
lawrence loughlin bowen was struggling to come up with ideas for this 60 minute makeover!
19:18:19, 07 Mar 10
Karen Holsten
So this is how a sperm feels!
18:52:27, 07 Mar 10
ian green
hey lads,this could easy end up as one of those caption competitions
18:35:51, 07 Mar 10
Janet Griffin
Sorry to burst your bubble but Jacko is alive!!!!!!!!!!!
17:42:46, 07 Mar 10
S Lennie
"Blow Me!"
17:26:36, 07 Mar 10
caroline okeefe
please don't burset my bubble i'm in the zone!
17:23:19, 07 Mar 10
Keith Mahon
"Crystal Ball reveals terrifying future visit from Bob Geldof impersonator"
17:09:58, 07 Mar 10
Donna Lewis
Who says miami vice is out dated it bursts my bubble any day
16:48:37, 07 Mar 10
Sonia Davies
Health and Safety officers demand new safety precautions before Mott the Hoople can Roll Away The Stone
16:37:26, 07 Mar 10
Christopher John Bridgman
Wasn't it The Topper that ran that cartoon advenure called The Jellymen?
16:23:33, 07 Mar 10
Julie Henderson
i knew i shouldnt of said i felt like i lived in a bubble world
16:22:58, 07 Mar 10
Naomi Allard
i want to ride in my beautiful balloon!
16:14:33, 07 Mar 10
prudence
beam me up scotty
16:03:55, 07 Mar 10
Tracey Clapp
to think I wore my shades and my best suit for this
15:58:41, 07 Mar 10
Alan W
Anybody got a pin
15:50:09, 07 Mar 10
Mr
Thinking inside a bubble inside the bubble.
15:50:01, 07 Mar 10
Flanders
Meet Norris, he's an all round fun guy.
15:46:52, 07 Mar 10
Danielle Rozard
Thats some hubba bubba bubble
15:32:25, 07 Mar 10
robert mccartney
easyjets new travel idea is put to the test....
15:24:15, 07 Mar 10
Dianne Annett
"It could be worst! I could be wearing bright orange trousers too!"
13:44:01, 07 Mar 10
Laura
Quentin was very relaxed about playing a sperm in the fertilization demonstration.
12:31:31, 07 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"If you think this Tadpole is big you should see the size of the Frog that layed it."
12:28:17, 07 Mar 10
lynne parry
dont burst my bubble
12:01:20, 07 Mar 10
Darren Hesford
Suspected cheat is caught at the Hamster Olympics !
21:28:52, 06 Mar 10
DPK
We're just waiting for it to hatch
19:32:21, 06 Mar 10
Tracy Davidson
Richard Branson unveils the prototype for his new record-breaking ballooning (mis)adventure.
19:12:10, 06 Mar 10
Stevie Hunt
Despite months of planning, the team behind the Terminator movies left the electrical storm in one of their vans.
16:59:04, 06 Mar 10
Paula
Anyone got a hankie
15:53:17, 06 Mar 10
Clair Downham
Glastonbury Councils latest Noise Abatement initiative causes problem for show organisers
14:40:12, 06 Mar 10
David Lane
Jamiroquai didn't seem impressed by the new 'intimate gig' venue
13:33:09, 06 Mar 10
Christine
Modelling the worlds first 100% safe contraceptive.
10:56:25, 06 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"Don`t worry lads,it`s sunday we`re all on Bubble Time."
10:47:27, 06 Mar 10
Neil Renton
Budget cuts? What budget cuts, asked the British Army as they prepared to send in troops to war.
22:53:58, 05 Mar 10
Diane
£10 the glasses break by the third roll :)
21:53:04, 05 Mar 10
danielle sherlock
She wanted to protect herself from diseases, but took it a step too far!
20:14:54, 05 Mar 10
Maurice White
Chinese philosopher say, "man with prick very dangerous"
20:02:50, 05 Mar 10
dunlopnc@aol.com
He would go to great lengths to keep his new suit clean.
19:36:13, 05 Mar 10
Hazel
Hypochondria Ltd. unveil their first product.
19:08:09, 05 Mar 10
Pete
Giant frogspawn found on Paris construction site.
19:05:10, 05 Mar 10
kevin
After successfully creating several builders, the "Village People" creation experiment still wasn't without its faults!
18:39:38, 05 Mar 10
Kat
Keep miming guys, we've actually got him believing he's trapped in a giant bubble.
17:57:02, 05 Mar 10
Andrew
People who live in glass houses shouldn't be stoned.
17:36:31, 05 Mar 10
Caroline Eccles
look mate, you quite clearly are a number, and not a free man
15:58:09, 05 Mar 10
Maggie Woods
Rodney vowed never to swallow bubblegum again
14:54:32, 05 Mar 10
Jackie Brown
Giant bubble found, experts claim from the 1970's
14:17:17, 05 Mar 10
Pete
Clairvoyants were now having their crystal balls made with inbuilt tall dark strangers.
13:47:53, 05 Mar 10
abbey knight
Keith couldn't help but wonder if he was taking he swine protection regime too far.
12:55:35, 05 Mar 10
GORDON SMITH
'One more, and i will have the complete set'
12:48:22, 05 Mar 10
Gemma Moorcroft
‘New giant Kinder Egg with lifesize ‘pimp’ doll inside.’
12:36:58, 05 Mar 10
Layla Thomas
Let's see you get through this Swine flu!
09:38:15, 05 Mar 10
Alan C
They all knew it would only take one little prick to burst this bubble !!
07:51:02, 05 Mar 10
David Hamm
"I thought you said 'Can you get rid of the RUBBLE?'"
05:59:40, 05 Mar 10
susan
ok smartaleck lets see ya get it back into your mouth now¬!
02:18:41, 05 Mar 10
Barbara Thompson
I've heard of bubble wrap but this is ridiculous!!
21:19:22, 04 Mar 10
Geoff Dagger
... and the goldfish became a handsome Prince....well Prince anyway.
21:01:22, 04 Mar 10
Claire Fennelly
Crikey, Wrigleys will find this one hard to beat!!
15:56:23, 04 Mar 10
carol stirmey
Jordans missing implant has finally been found!
15:39:04, 04 Mar 10
Maurice White
If this goes pop I'm ketchup !!
10:29:17, 04 Mar 10
Martin Kerry
Getting hot in here, guys - is this what they call global warming?
23:04:22, 03 Mar 10
Ruwan Ubeysekara
I hope 118 can help me get out of this thing
19:28:30, 03 Mar 10
Ed
The 'weather balloon sentry' finally catches up with Number 6 despite the cunning disguise
18:38:19, 03 Mar 10
kevin lake
I guess the terminators are going for a different tactic sending this guy!
17:54:44, 03 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"I told you this bloke was losing his Marbles."
06:27:34, 03 Mar 10
Graeme Macmillan
One great step for mankind
22:35:16, 02 Mar 10
EMMA
The 60 minute makeover team feel sure they can make use of the Elvis impersonator in a bubble that just landed on set
22:22:28, 02 Mar 10
Geoff Dagger
Apparently glass blowing isn't as easy as it looks
19:45:13, 02 Mar 10
sara
I seem to have lost my contact lens, can any body see it round here???!!
19:41:20, 02 Mar 10
sara
It looks like we're going to need the gum disposal team...
17:30:28, 02 Mar 10
Teresa Harrison-Best
'This speech bubble is ridiculous!'
17:29:55, 02 Mar 10
Kashif
At Glastonbury, U2 front man; Bono, quietly contemplates the size of his ego.
17:22:53, 02 Mar 10
Rebecca Chapman
I got mine at Costco. Where'd you get yours?
16:36:17, 02 Mar 10
Doug
The local council knew that they had reached a crossroads in their fight against used chewing gum.
16:15:46, 02 Mar 10
Sue Ritter
Cliff wondered how he could incorporate a bubble into a Christmas Number One.
16:11:26, 02 Mar 10
Andy Boulton
Jay Kay went to great lengths to stop his suit getting muddy at Glastonbury.
13:05:50, 02 Mar 10
HENRY PAULINSKI
And the winner of the Fairy Liquid bubble blowing competition is.........
12:38:04, 02 Mar 10
yvonne parsons
Right whos being playing with my bubble machine
10:22:33, 02 Mar 10
Maurice White
It took some blow job to get it this size !!!!
10:19:14, 02 Mar 10
Maurice White
Harness going on, suited up, but how on earth do we get him inside it !!!!
10:10:22, 02 Mar 10
Linda Gray
TIME-TRAVELER'S DISAPPOINTMENT PALPABLE - auditions for the part of 'Doctor Who' were last year.
09:37:37, 02 Mar 10
Richard Hulligan
Look, I'm all for Safe sex, but this is getting ridiculous!
09:32:24, 02 Mar 10
Ed Campbell
After experimenting with contraception, Russel Brand finally asks for professional assistance.
09:15:52, 02 Mar 10
susan cranfield
thats the biggest snot bubble i have ever seen !!!!!
08:56:21, 02 Mar 10
mark milsom
Health and Safety police investigate the worst case of bubblegum littering they have ever seen
08:48:52, 02 Mar 10
Gemma johnson
Michael Jackson impersonator tries to moon walk in a giant bubble
08:30:42, 02 Mar 10
phillip dawson
what kind of bubblegum does he use
08:05:34, 02 Mar 10
Ian Crouchman
Well I don't know how he got in but I think I know when. Gotta be since the eighties judging by the suit.
07:50:32, 02 Mar 10
Karen Scammell
The first man auditions for a part in the bubble-blowing elephant troupe in Fantasia remake...
07:39:18, 02 Mar 10
Karen Scammell
Right guys.... now how do we get this thing to float?
07:38:28, 02 Mar 10
Karen Scammell
Now this is why your mother told you never to swallow your bubble gum...
07:28:08, 02 Mar 10
Susan Bailey
Sydney was rather alarmed at the effects of the nasal spray his doctor prescribed for his sneezing
07:12:05, 02 Mar 10
carolyn collins
David Blaine's new challenge - Orbing in a balloon full of laughing gas!
03:45:42, 02 Mar 10
Jan Wroblewski
Worls News: "Elvis Returns in his time bubble."
01:35:38, 02 Mar 10
Greg Howells
Stand Back and I'll burst this bubble gum, once and for all...
00:54:28, 02 Mar 10
David Devine
Labour target the floating voter
23:25:44, 01 Mar 10
Mary Preston
Well, that's gummed up the works.
22:55:35, 01 Mar 10
marlene
well what do we have here?
22:53:12, 01 Mar 10
Julie Walker
The lead singer was well known for his crowd jumping, so the organisers of this gig weren't taking any chances!
22:50:08, 01 Mar 10
Pete
One of Jordan's new implants nears completion.
22:31:22, 01 Mar 10
kirk eastment
construction workers look on amazed, as world largest snot bubble reaches bursting point
22:24:54, 01 Mar 10
JANET
OK we got him in there, now without bursting it how do we get him out?
22:07:45, 01 Mar 10
Valerie Ganne
It might be a bit small, mate, but it’s affordable, and it’ll look a lot better when you’ve got the curtains up
22:06:05, 01 Mar 10
Alan
I told him not to swallow that chewing gum after eating baked beans
21:59:52, 01 Mar 10
Valerie Daniele
Tom Cruise never travelled anywhere without his personal magnifying-glass
21:56:07, 01 Mar 10
Rob Pendragon
Jeremy Clarkson and James May finally find a mode of transport appropriate for Richard Hammond
21:49:10, 01 Mar 10
michael simmons
magic trick gone wrong
21:45:15, 01 Mar 10
Karen Whiffen
Where's the hamster?
21:32:21, 01 Mar 10
Christine Stephens
When George Michael invited his guests to a ball, this wasn't quite what they had in mind!
21:31:11, 01 Mar 10
Jason Humphreys
Gosh, those Polish workers can show us a thing or two.
21:19:50, 01 Mar 10
T D Charles
To make the new motorway resurfacing machine's trial run as realistic as possible, a crowd of orange-trousered layabouts was assembled to just stand and watch it.
21:11:55, 01 Mar 10
Maurice White
Can anyone remeber how we got him in there in the first place.
21:06:16, 01 Mar 10
sean dentith
i pity that poor brass monkey
21:04:02, 01 Mar 10
Sarah Arnett
Does he not realise that swine flu is on the decrease
21:02:07, 01 Mar 10
Keir Craxton-Mathen
A new type of builders strike has caught one unlucky civillian unaware.
20:59:05, 01 Mar 10
Keir Craxton-mathen
The result of a drunken Stagg night are clearly exhibited here
20:58:29, 01 Mar 10
marilyn croft
hubble bubble toil and trouble
20:56:28, 01 Mar 10
Roy Walker
Another idea from Health and Safety
20:51:45, 01 Mar 10
DPK
David Blaine's latest stunt
20:51:42, 01 Mar 10
audrey cowper
jonathan ross's ego containment device was being road tested for the first time.
18:08:59, 01 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"Let me out,I forgot to go to the Loo."
15:03:28, 01 Mar 10
Robert Lindsay
All I know is he said he’s a zorber and he’s Greek
13:37:42, 01 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"Next time you get Breathalysed don`t blow so hard."
13:21:59, 01 Mar 10
ken wilkinson
"He`s never used a condom before."
12:03:41, 01 Mar 10
Rob Falconer
Jerry had thought it was absinthe he was drinking, but it turned out to be Fairy green washing-up liquid
11:00:03, 01 Mar 10
Nick Fowler
Next time, Derek would make sure he had a hankie on him
09:00:20, 01 Mar 10
Valérie
He was their hero – Michael Bubbly
08:53:25, 01 Mar 10